Saturday, September 8, 2012

I Was Told To Stay Away.


When asked the question 'How did you spend your Saturday morning?' the answer "Listening to my neighbours argue" isnt an answer the person expects. You see, I used to live in down town Durban on the east coast of South Africa. That is, until my parents went missing. I was forced to live with my aunt for a while but it became apparent that she was too busy eating/sleeping/inhaling work to look after me. It was decided that I would go and live with my cousin and her husband in London, England. I was told to go and pack up my room; take anything I wanted and leave the rest. The house would stay like that until my parents were found. Packing up my room was a mission. My aunt supplied me with boxes to put my stuff in. I had so many posters on my wall but I didnt think my parents would be found any time soon so I took them all down and with me; my Nirvana, Green Day and My Chemical Romance posters along with various movie posters. I knew as I packed a painting my friend had bought me from Zanzibar, that I would feel sad every time I saw it. I took it anyway. I took all 24 of my CDs and my CD player, along with my Afrikaans dictionary, other school work and my most recent report to show the teachers when I got there. I packed all my clothes and some of my bedding.

My cousin mailed me an Oyster card so I could get to her flat when I landed at Heathrow Airport. My clothes etc were shipped off a week before I went, leaving me with a suitcase of clothes, a book and my cellphone. I was due to arrive just before the beginning of the summer holidays so my cousin would still be able to find me a school. Some of my friends came to say goodbye to me at the airport. I cried a lot and sadly waved goodbye with tears rolling down my cheeks as I walked through passport control. They scanned through my passport, checked my visa and let me through. I sat in the departures area and tried to look like I hadn’t been crying. I went to the bathroom, washed my face and redid my eyeliner.

8 hours later I was in Dubai, taking my shoes off to go through a security check. It was all a bit scary as I had never flown alone before. Another 6 hours later and I was landing at Heathrow. I had to get my passport stamped and have my fingerprints taken and then I headed off in the direction a sign was pointing. I got on a tube and finally arrived at a station about 10 minutes’ walk from my cousin’s flat. I followed the directions she had emailed me and arrived at a tall building. 5 minutes later I was at her front door and let myself in, as she had advised. I went to the room she had said was mine and left my suitcase there. The bed had been made and my boxes of stuff were waiting for me. I kicked off my shoes and fell into the bed, waking when my cousin’s husband walked into my room, home from work.

“Good morning sunshine” was the first thing he said to me.
“Uh, hi...” I replied.
I sat up and got out of the bed. He had his hands behind his back and as he extended his right hand, I saw he was holding something out to me. I took the piece of paper and looked at it. It was a ticket to see Green Day live at the Reading festival in August! I burst into tears and hugged him. He knew how much I loved Green Day.
“We have an interview with a school for you tomorrow” my cousin told me over dinner. “Could you give me your report so I can take it to them?”

I found my latest reports and gave them to her. I went to bed early, still having not unpacked my stuff.
The next morning I was woken up and 8:00AM and told to shower and get dressed. I had a bathroom all to myself as my cousin and her husband’s bathroom was en suite.

The school was the closet school to where my cousin lived. It looked just like all the schools I’d seen in movies. Massive buildings with lots of boy and girls. My school in South Africa had been a relatively small private convent school. I hadn’t been to a co-ed school since I was 6 years old.

The principal was a man called Mr Carter who seemed quite nice. He looked at my report and explained about taking subjects. Most of the other children in the school had to take French 2nd language and German 3rd language. Because I had never done either, I was going to do Afrikaans, via correspondence from an international school back in South Africa. They would mail me my textbooks and at the end of each section I would write a test that I would email to them to get marked. So while the rest of the students were in French and German, I would be in the school library doing Afrikaans. Grand.

Time went on and I slowly unpacked my things, putting my posters up on the walls and reading, playing guitar and listening to music.

Finally the day arrived to see Green Day. I was so excited I barely slept the night before. My cousin’s husband came with me. We took a train straight from London to Reading. The concert was amazing. Billie Joe kept swearing at the organisers when they tried to tell him Green Day’s time was up. Their new songs sounded amazing live and I loved every moment of it. I took tonnes of pictures and posted them on Facebook to show my friends back in South Africa.

Time went by and the school year began. This was weird to me as all my friends back in South Africa were moving onto the last 6 months of the school year.
My school uniform comprised of a black skirt, a white shirt, a blue and red tie and a red blazer. I wore black leggings and black Converse on my feet. I was told that I could wear my hair down, wear any earrings, wear makeup, paint my nails etc which I had not been allowed to do in South Africa.

I took the tube to school and walked to the front office. The lady there told me which classroom to go to and I hurried there. Everyone stared at me as I entered.
“Hello!” said someone loudly.
I scanned around to see who had addressed me. It was a blonde boy who was only slightly taller than me.
“Uh….Hi…” I said nervously.
“Who are you?” said another voice
“Im Sarah... I just moved here from South Africa” I said
A look of dawning comprehension seemed to flow over the kids staring at me.
“Oh, so is that why you’re so tanned?” another asked
“Uh, ja, I am against you guys I guess…” I answered.
“I love your accent!” said a girl with dark brown hair. “Im Holly by the way”
“Hi Holly…” I said feebly.
She looked vaguely familiar.
“Did you go to the Reading festival?” she asked.
“Ja I did” I answered.
“Oh, so that’s why you look familiar…” she said.
“You like Green Day?” I asked
“I FUCKING LOVE THEM!” she answered.
I figured my time here wasn’t going to be as bad as I thought.

To be continued 

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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Hi :)

Alex Evans. one of the hottest emos alive.
So here I am, in computers again and we cant write our exam yet so we're doing nothing. Saskia asked me to mention here so here it goes. Saskia Eggers is sitting next to me and playing a penguin game... She also loves Josh Hutcherson and who can blame her? HE'S HOT! :D

Tayla also asked me to mention her. shes sitting on my right and pointing out all my spelling errors. #annoying. Yes, I do know that you cant #hashtag properly on blogger but anyway.. no one reads my blog so im fairly safe from haters. LOL.

I would attempt to hack my way onto twitte rlike I did last week but yeah my computer's in full view of everyone so :P

YUMMY
Saskia just aked me what a dilf is. AWKARD xD
 
YES ERR YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
And I am about to do my maths homework :3

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Havnt blogged in ages :3

Okay so, I havnt blogged since like... last term? And that was about 7 weeks ago LOL but thats okay cause no one reads my blog anyway so thats all good :P 

<---Cutest giff ever ^_^










Yeah so im in computer right now (second lesson) and ive just done an Afrikaans oral.. mine was quite short.. oh well :3 

The other day, I was searching quotes and I have decided that I really love quotes. I think one my favourite ones is from John Lennon and goes something like this: 
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that the meaning of life is happiness. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didnt understand the assignment and I told them they didnt understand life"




I have English next lesson... We'll probably read To Kill A Mockingbird (our setwork this term)
When I see this, I always think of the voice from Danger Days xD

My Inspiration ♥















I aspire to become like Ray Toro. He is an amazing guitarist and if I had to meet him, I would probably cry and hug him and tell him that. 
Not sure if he'd understand my accent though...

Wise words of Frank Iero
This is a completely pointless post and I dont know why im doing it? 

Maybe because im being ignored? I dont know :| 

Random thoughts: I am seeing The Parlotones live in 16 days and I havnt booked tickets yet. LOL 

2. Green Day's new album (UNO!) comes out in 32 days :D


3. I turned 15 22 days ago and 15 is my lucky number is 15 :D

4. I met John Van De Ruit the other day and he's actually really cool ^_^ 



<---Someone jsut looked at this and said it doesnt make sense.... Wish people wouldnt read over my shoulder grr


Im hungry.... 

"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard they say 'Its not that hard'"


I Wish I Were A Ghost


Friday, June 15, 2012

Funniest Shit Ever

Okay so I was reading my diaries from grade 5, 6 and 7 and OMG I wrote the most insignificant shit ever HAHAHAH


In one diary I wrote about how I got the highest in the grade for EMS LOL And also the fact that I had detention (LOL-first and last time ive ever had detention)


In another, I said I had to take a dump (not in those words obviously) 


In the 3rd, I wrote quite a few times about how I hated my Afrikaans teacher and I had a mini celebration every day we didnt have Afrikaans LOL 
I also felt the need to write every time I got my period o.O


In my grade 7 diary, my friend Tayla made ID cards for myself and her. It said the following:
Full name:  Sarah Jessica James
Stripper name: Lady Lustyshocks
Bra Size: DD
Current Boyfriend(s): Daniel Radcliffe
No of boys kissed: 999999999999999999999999


I also had the lyrics to Emo Kid stuck in LMAO 


Oh and also, in one diary, my friend Tara had given me some Harry Potter cards and I had put them in an envelope and stuck them in the back 


I also called a lot of people 'cow' and I spelled 'bloody' 'bluddy' LMAO
I was so weird o.O


I was so lame. 
I constantly felt the need to try and be part of the cool crowd and ive realised now (well for a few years now) that im okay not being part of the cool crowd..


And another thing, every Friday I went to youth and every Friday I would write the same thing: "I hope Robbie will go" (I had a massive crush on him for like 2 years) (incidentally, he's now one of my good guy friends) and I used to like my friend's brother Dylan LOL I would constantly be looking for hints to see if he liked me back. I dont think he ever did LOL and I dont blame him. I was probably really annoying lol

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Exams-Art

So I know I havent posted for aeons but thats beside the point. Exams started last Thursday. Tomorrow, grade 9 writes Art and Drama. I have come up with a way to remember what you need to include in your essay.


CC (Stand for Chamber Choir)-Composition and Colour
TL (Stands for Taylor Lautner)-Tonal range and Line
PoT (weed)-Pattern and Texture
and then Scale is on its own :P


Grace cam up with one for the Principles
Harry - Harmony
Potter - Proportion
Rehearses - Rhythm
Ballet - Balance


Ive also heard Happy Potter Bites Rock. What ever floats your boat. Ive heard it said that you learn best by association. thats what has been done in the above.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

CHUTE

My dad told me this cute story earlier and I though id share it ^_^ 


SO this little girl is telling the class about her weekend and the teacher keeps trying to encourage her to use "big" words. 






"I went to see my granny this weekend and.."


"No no dear, you must use big girl words. You must say GRANDMA"


"I went to see my GRANDMA this weekend and I went swimmy"


"No, you must say SWIMMING."


"I went to my Grandma's this weekend and I went swimming and then she read me Winnie The SHIT"




HOW CUTE :D

Saturday, May 19, 2012

The other day...

When I say the other day, it can mean anywhere from literally the other day to weeks ago. So anyway, last week I was having a YouTube sesh and I came across this one "funny" My Chemical Romance video. Okay so parts of it were funny but.


In one part, Gerard (Way) was so drunk he was vomiting in a plant bed:















And Then he was leaning up against a pole and he collapsed into the road:
Then (im  not sure how much later) but the rest of the band walked past and someone helped him up: 






And they took him with them.. I think at one point Frank said "We thought you were dead.."












Afterwards Gerard said "Man I killed so many plants..."


Yeah maybe killing the plants was funny but I sure as hell hope im never so drunk that I vomit and collapse and pass out. 
a) it would be embarrassing
b) who knows what could happen while you're unconscious. 





Im not trying to reprimand Gerard at all because he's a great person but this has just shown me that I never want to be this drunk.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Hi :)

I know I havnt posted in a long time.. I went and died in a hole for a few weeks.. LOL just kidding.. The last lesson we had in Computers, we had a free and the computers were SOOOOOO slow.. no shit 


Well today I have a story. Its quite funny. 


So this (British) guy is waiting for a train. He goes into a little cafe and buys a newspaper, a coffee and a packet of biscuits. He sits down at a table to wait for his train. A guy comes up and sits down opposite him at the table. Then all of a sudden, the guy reaches across, opens the guy's packet of biscuits, takes one out and eats it. The guy (being British) doesnt know how to handle this so he just lets it go. They carry on in this manner, one taking a biscuit and then the other taking one. There were only about 8 biscuits in the whole packet but it seemed to take forever. When they were eventually finished, the guy stands up and gives the other guy a look and walks off. The other guy finishes off his coffee and picks up his newspaper to go and catch his train. Under his paper he sees his packet of biscuits. 




"The evening news is where they say 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why its not"

Sunday, May 6, 2012

I'm Not Okay (I Promise)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZudX66IBat8 Im Not Okay (I Promise) music video. Woah. Its got such a good message.


From the last chorus I think 

I come from the land of the ice and snow. From the midnight... -Led Zeppelin 

About 10 minutes ago, I got  a phone call from Grace, threatening me with a fate worse than death if I did not blog. For this sole reason, this post is being created. 

Anyway, yesterday, I decided to watch the Im Not Okay music video. I was amazed. The story MCR tell is amazing. They are school kids, being bullied for not being "normal". At the beginning, Ray says to Gerard: 
"You take  Houdini or cocaine, you cant swim, you cant dance and you dont know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it."
Gerard replies: "I dont wanna make it. I just want..." and the music starts. 

From the beginning of the video where ray's talking to Gerard







About my absence

Well yeah.. Not much to blog about.. y'know .. 

Been walking around in mah socks all day...


Oh my band is down to 2 members now. Grace and myself. We’ve decided that, depending on the song, Grace will play lead/rhythm, I will play rhythm/bass and ill sing (possibly with backup from grace)

LOL I was sitting in my moms car blasting Na Na Na by MCR :D






































In the Im Not Okay music video

*Frank and this cheerleader chick lean in for a kiss* 
Frank: "you have something in your eye" 
*pokes her in the eye*

Here's a quote from Gerard himself, about the song. 
"When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism." - Gerard Way

I believe that says it all.

Just heard weird laughter outside o.O



The awkward moment when Frank drinks your Science experiment

(Watch the video and you’ll get it) 

Another thing the video says to me is that being gay is okay. Theres a scene where Frank says "Trust me" and kisses Gerard's cheek. And theres also a scene of a guy checking another guy out. 


Thursday, April 26, 2012

Song Analysis-The Parlotones

Song: Remember When
Album: Life Design
Band: The Parlotones


The Parlotones are the biggest South African band at the moment. I saw them live on 15/4/12 and it was one of the best days of my life. We stood right in front of the stage and we met Kahn (lead singer, 2nd guitar) and Paul (lead guitar) before the show. 


Remember when we were young, playing superheroes in our underpants
Then the oldest told us batman wasn't real
So we grew up rather young
We bled real blood just to act real tough
We realised pretty soon real life is really real



In this verse, its telling you that they were dressing like Superman etc "in our underpants" and an older person told them that batman(or any other hero) wasnt real. So they "grew up rather young" because their childhood heros wernt real and pretending they were was boring/stupid etc.

They say, "That's life!"
We're born into this world with no book of rules
Welcome to the hard knock school
They say, "That's life!"



This is the older person telling the children that make believe and almost shattered dreams (if the child believed that they were superman) are just part of life, part of growing up. The person is also telling the kid that life is hard "welcome to the hard knock school" and saying that no one knows the "right way" to live "This world with no book of rules"

Remember when we were young, playing cops and robbers just for fun
Then our neighbourhoods filled up, filled up with real guns
So we learnt real quick that life is sick
when we couldn't fix the problem with a crucifix
It was times like these we wished batman was real


The child is now older, knowing that heros dont exist but rather playing cops and robbers. 



I think that the line about the neighbourhood filling up with real guns applies to South Africa but to the world too. Kids carry guns and think they're cool. The kids now realise that life/world isnt the safe place they thought it was and that simply praying on and off wouldnt solve the massive problems in the world. 
I really like the last line because it is showing that the children wish that they could return to being innopcent and not being 'street wise'

We're older now but not braver,
Voting for supposed saviours
And it's times like these we wish batman was real



The first line is showing that the person is now older but still scared about what is happening in the world.
They "voting for supposed saviours" i.e. our president.(or any president) 
The truth is that the president is an idiot (putting it lightly) and he will not save the country let alone the world.


Full lyrics:
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858806547/#FdqzGiZGO8TyYWPt.99

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

School

I know that school is probably most people's worst conversation topic.. BUT. Ive been having this discussion for a few days. Home schooling. 


Kids who are home schooled say that they prefer it to school. People say they would like to be home schooled. But the thing is, when you're home schooled, you dont just sit around in your pyjamas, eating, drinking and buggering around all day. You do work. 
But in my view, home schooling isnt that great because: 

  • you cant take subjects like Drama, Consumer Studies, C.A.T, or Art. Basically any physical subject
  • so I guess that would include Biology and Physics
  • you dont make friends and dont develop people's skills
  • your parents can only teach you up to a point. Imagine your mom/dad trying to teach you Matric maths. 
  • in my view, exams and tests wouldnt be formal enough
  • I think you have to re-apply to the course each year
  • the course you do has to be approved. I know in South Africa it has to be approved by the education department
  • you dont get to do sport or cultural activities as a school
  • its a mission to get hold of all your certificates when you finish school
  • some universities are sceptical about home schooling and you have to provide lots of proof of your education 
  • the level of education in the syllabus might not be of the same standard as proper schools in the country
Not only that. My mom was reading me a passage written by a home schooled child in a local news paper. The kid's English was really bad. Like really bad.. 

Yeah, I dont particularly enjoy going to school but, hell, I get to see my friends every day Monday-Friday and I like that. 

I doubt even my dad would be able to teach me Maths. And plus, the syllabus has changed so much from when our parents went to school. 


Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Science Today

In Science today, we were testing acids and bases with litmus paper and indicator. We tested lots of stuff such as tap water, milk and spit. Yes, spit. My teacher got a couple girls to spit in a beaker and then we tested it. When Lara put the blue litmus paper in and then took it out again, a string of spit followed. EEW.

Then Grace, Lara and myself went down to the pool to get water to test. LOL someone asked what we were doing so I replied "Getting a urine sample. I mean pool water."
Like legit, so many people wee in the pool, im amazed its still blue. EEW. When we put the indicator in, it turned yellow indicating that it was slightly acidic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIlRNJSH9sI <---Good my Chem song to listen to, The Only Hope For Me Is You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNV8qjjnH5s&feature=related <---'Nother good song, Summertime (Also My Chem)

I was learning The Only Hope For Me Is You on guitar the other day.
I like the lyrics..

If there's a person I could be
Then id be another memory
Can I be the only hope for you 
Because you're the only hope for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNV8qjjnH5s&feature=related Ps thats also pretty funny to watch

I have chamber choir after school.. So basically in 10 min ...

And my stomach is making too much acid so its sore :(

Saturday, April 14, 2012

My Theory. Adapted.

Well this is my theory, adapted from my friend's theory. 


My friend Rachel's theory is that we are, in fact, walking hormones. We are attracted to anyone, annoyed by anything and everything etc. We are hormonal even when we're not on our "monthly flow" (Say that in a British accent and its really funny) 


Now my theory is that, yes, we are walking hormones. BUT. There is a switch somewhere in our bodies that gets turned on and off at intermittent points. That is why we get mood swings, fat days (days when you feel fat) and days when you are attracted to anything that moves. 


I have experienced the last one. Well indirectly. You see. I suffer from lack of kissing. I think most people do as a matter of fact.


Something I want to add to this post.


I had my first ever boyfriend in Grade 7. After we had been dating for about 2 months, we both had our first kiss. It wasnt anything to rave about (a peck) but woah. My grade saw me as.. not exactly a slut but yeah. 
But the thing is, most of their first kisses were like tongue and everything. And they've all had like 5 boyfriends and have probably kissed way more boys than that.
And it hasnt stopped at kissing either, im sure.


-I have had 1 boyfriend
-I have only ever kissed one boy 



Maar Graeme, sal jy beide van diegene ;)

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Grace The rash-face Who Is Infact My Bestie

In the past few days, Grace has felt the need to phone me repeatedly. Or WhatsApping me to say "call me:)". So when she actually ends up calling me (and all you hear is Smells Like Teen Spirit blasting out my phone) its usually about something stupid. And so therefore my answer to the ringing phone is "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" 
Last night it was to tell me that she was starting her Maths homework. And to tell me that she had done more than we had to. And how unfair it was. And I was just like "....uhm okay"


THEN I get a WhatsApp. "call me"
So I called her, expecting to be told that she had finally figured out how to play American Idiot and that she had found her tuner. (How she would have found it in her extremely messy room im not sure) (Im actually not sure how she finds anything) 


When I answered, all I could hear was laughing down the line. 


Me: What do you want Grace?
Grace: ive got something funny to tell you.
Me: What?
Grace: Do you know what Kurt Cobain's middle name is? *laughs*
Me: No what?
Grace: DONALD *dies laughing*
Me: *laughing* What?
Grace: DONALD!!!!!!!
Me: LMFAO
*we both collapse on the floor laughing* 
*Grace goes into a long explanation (while laughing) about how she found this out*
The funny thing is that he has a whole Rockstar name going. And then you get his middle name. Donald. LMFAO :D

Monday, April 9, 2012

Jy Praat Kak Grace



Number one) I do not always claim your blogs
Number two) Therefore that point/statement is bull shit 
Number three) You're just getting cocky cause you've had more pageviews. Maybe people want to see my point of view as well as yours. Its not reading the same thing more than once because I have something different to say on the same topic
Number four) yes Grace, you may be AAF but I am too *penguin face*
Number five) bull shit. Its not plaigerism. I havnt copied you word for word. Nine times out of ten ive used your topic. Not your actual words. 

Im going to sign off before you bitch slap me. Over the phone. LOL ... 

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Religion

Seeings as Grace did a post on religion (http://ninja-of-music.blogspot.com/2012/04/i-shouldnt-be-doing-this.html) I thought that I would do one to.

First of all, I agree with Grace that the quote on Christianity was disrespectful. And im not just saying that because I am Christian.

Second of all. I am Anglican but I would like to clear a few things up. 


1. I believe in evolution
2. I do not believe that being gay is wrong
3. I do not see evil in Harry Potter, the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny
4. My aim in life is not to go out and convert everyone to Christianity
5. I do believe in contraception 
6. I do believe and accept in divorce 


The fifth only really applies to Catholics. Im not sure why but they do not believe in contraception.


The sixth I believe is okay under the terms that you dont get divorced and re-married 10 billion times. I feel that if a marriage isnt working out then you shouldnt stay married just because the Church doesnt accept it. 


The reason I dont set out to convert everyone to Christianity is because 
a) Not everyone is Christian. There are other religions out there you know.
b) People choose not to believe and im not going to try and change that because 9 times out of 10 that person will just end up hating you. Not many people like "Bible Bashers". 
To tell the truth, people who are waving Faith in my face the whole time irritate me. I believe in God the Father, Son and Holy Spirit and you should not question other's faiths. 


As for the 2nd one, I think that being gay is a personal choice and who am I to judge


I agree with Grace. this is a very controversial topic and if I have offended anyone, I am sorry.  


OMG Sorry just HAD to post xD



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·                                 John Bonham: lol
·                                 Roger Waters: lol
·                                 David Gilmour: lol
·                                 Rick Wright: lol
·                                 Nick Mason: lol
·                                 Syd Barret: lol
·                                 Deryck Whibley: lol
·                                 Ozzy Osbourne: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?