Grace's Imagination/Theories

I have this awesome friend named Grace. We are alike in the fact that we think Justine biebertard is a twat and we like good music. She can also be quite funny when she wants to. I have decided to share a few of her theories/things she imagined


ON SHAKESPEARE 


Grace can often be found reciting well known songs in Shakespearian. Like such: 


Let us partake in enjoyment for this beat is ill
I would most like to gallivant upon your dance hall rod


More commonly known as


Let's have some fun this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick


ON SCHOOL CAMP 


Our camp this year is being held at school. We're all going to sleep on the field in tents. Grace imagined this:


Us (awesome foursome-Tayla, Monique, Grace and myself) sitting in our tent with a weed bomb in the middle and each of us with a joint in the corner of our mouths, playing trippy songs on guitar and generally feeling happy and at peace with the world. 


Of course we are not actually planning on doing this because
a) its illegal
b) we've been in enough trouble this year


ON HISTORY


In History, our teacher moved us all around. Grace and I were sitting in the front of the classroom and we were moved back a few rows. I was bitching to Grace how I didnt like where I sat now and her theory was:


Grace and I were the only ones who actually contributed to the lessons and the rest of the class were just brain parasites. The teacher moved the brain dead to the front of the classroom to give them a chance to think for once.


ON OUR BAND 


Grace imagined this happening at one of our future gigs.


Us leading the (massive) crowd in a war cry: 
LETS GET A LITTLE BIT ROWDY R-O-W--D-Y  [x5]
*whole audience is screaming*
*epic guitar solo*
'LAST RECLUSES BITCHES!'
*burst into a kick ass song that we wrote*


This morning in Tech, Saskia said to me 
'I heard your band were playing last weekend'
Me: 'What?'
Sas: 'At Church or something'
Me: 'Oh yeah that'
Sas: 'Were you playing, like, your own music?'
Grace: 'No we had to play worship songs'
Sas: 'Oh'


I swear we should try and get a gig somewhere... Only thing is: 
a) We dont have a drummer
b) Grace and Tayla (2nd guitar) are fighting
c) We havent actually learned to playing a song together
d) I dont own a bass guitar (yet) 


WE CAN BUT TRY!