Friday, May 18, 2012

Hi :)

I know I havnt posted in a long time.. I went and died in a hole for a few weeks.. LOL just kidding.. The last lesson we had in Computers, we had a free and the computers were SOOOOOO slow.. no shit 


Well today I have a story. Its quite funny. 


So this (British) guy is waiting for a train. He goes into a little cafe and buys a newspaper, a coffee and a packet of biscuits. He sits down at a table to wait for his train. A guy comes up and sits down opposite him at the table. Then all of a sudden, the guy reaches across, opens the guy's packet of biscuits, takes one out and eats it. The guy (being British) doesnt know how to handle this so he just lets it go. They carry on in this manner, one taking a biscuit and then the other taking one. There were only about 8 biscuits in the whole packet but it seemed to take forever. When they were eventually finished, the guy stands up and gives the other guy a look and walks off. The other guy finishes off his coffee and picks up his newspaper to go and catch his train. Under his paper he sees his packet of biscuits. 




"The evening news is where they say 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why its not"

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