Bridget Jones-The Edge Of Reason

Manager: “Really? Well those are strong words coming from someone who doesn’t know where Germany is.”

Bridget: “Who told you that?”

Manager: “Cleaver. He told me he couldn’t be expected to go out with someone who thought that Iran was David Bowie’s wife.. And who didn’t know where Germany was.”

Bridget Jones: “Daniel Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist, disgusting specimen of humanity that I wouldn’t share a lift with let alone a job!”

Daniel Cleaver: “Oh come on Jones, there must have been something you liked about me.”

Bridget: “Well. You have a nice car. And quite nice manners… Outside the bedroom. But that’s about it. And by the way, I know exactly where Germany is. The question is, do you know the location of your arsehole??”