For that must have been a death star canteen yeah, there must have been a cafeteria downstairs.
In between battles where darth Vader just chill and go down,
"I'll have the penne ala arrabiata"
"You'll need a tray"
"Do you know who I am?"
"Do you know who I am?"
"This is not a game of who the fuck are you, for I am Vader, darth Vader, Lord Vader, I can kill you with a single thought."
"Well you'll still need a tray"
"No I will not need a tray; I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray with the power of the force which is strong within me even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wish, for I will hack your neck with the thin bit until the blood flow upon the canteen"
"Now the food is hot, you'll need a tray to put the food on"
"OH I see the food is hot, I'm sorry I did not realize haha..Ah haha...Oh tray for the..Yes I thought you were challenging me to a fight to the death"
"fight to a death? I...this is canteen...I work here"
"Yes but i'm Vader, I'm Lord Vader? Everyone challenges me to a fight to a death. Lord Darth Vader? I'm Darth Vader? Lord Sir Lord Vader? Sir Lord Darth Vader? Lord Darth sir Lord, Lord Vader of chim? Sir Lord bound vaderham? The death star? I run the death star?"
"What's a death star?"
"This is the death star, you're in the death star, I run this star"
"This is a star?"
"This is a fucking star, I run it, I'm your boss"
"You're Mister Stevens?"
"No I'm, who's mister Stevens?"
"His head of catering"
"I'm not head of catering, I am Vader I can kill catering with a thought"
"wha?"
"I can kill you all, I can kill me with a thought, Just fuck I'll get a tray, fuck it. This one is wet and this one is wet and this one is wet. This one is wet this one is wet. Did you dry this in a rainforest? Why...with the power of the deathstar we do not have a tray that is fucking dry I do not- No no no, I was here first"
"You'll have to follow the queue if you want food, erm can I have a..oh penne ala arrabiata be very nice..''
"no no no, do you know who I am?"
"That's Jeff Vader that is"
"I'm not Jeff Vader, I'm darth Vader. What Jeff Vader runs the death star? No Jeff..NO I run the deathstar.."
"you Jeff Vader?"
"No I'm darth Vader"
"OH you're his brother, can you get his autograph?"
"I can't get his..No I'm Jeff..alright im Jeff Vader"
"can I have your autograph?"
"NO fuck off, or I’ll kill you with a tray, give me penne ala arrabiata or you'll shall die and you and everyone in this canteen, death by tray it shall be"
In between battles where darth Vader just chill and go down,
"I'll have the penne ala arrabiata"
"You'll need a tray"
"Do you know who I am?"
"Do you know who I am?"
"This is not a game of who the fuck are you, for I am Vader, darth Vader, Lord Vader, I can kill you with a single thought."
"Well you'll still need a tray"
"No I will not need a tray; I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray with the power of the force which is strong within me even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wish, for I will hack your neck with the thin bit until the blood flow upon the canteen"
"Now the food is hot, you'll need a tray to put the food on"
"OH I see the food is hot, I'm sorry I did not realize haha..Ah haha...Oh tray for the..Yes I thought you were challenging me to a fight to the death"
"fight to a death? I...this is canteen...I work here"
"Yes but i'm Vader, I'm Lord Vader? Everyone challenges me to a fight to a death. Lord Darth Vader? I'm Darth Vader? Lord Sir Lord Vader? Sir Lord Darth Vader? Lord Darth sir Lord, Lord Vader of chim? Sir Lord bound vaderham? The death star? I run the death star?"
"What's a death star?"
"This is the death star, you're in the death star, I run this star"
"This is a star?"
"This is a fucking star, I run it, I'm your boss"
"You're Mister Stevens?"
"No I'm, who's mister Stevens?"
"His head of catering"
"I'm not head of catering, I am Vader I can kill catering with a thought"
"wha?"
"I can kill you all, I can kill me with a thought, Just fuck I'll get a tray, fuck it. This one is wet and this one is wet and this one is wet. This one is wet this one is wet. Did you dry this in a rainforest? Why...with the power of the deathstar we do not have a tray that is fucking dry I do not- No no no, I was here first"
"You'll have to follow the queue if you want food, erm can I have a..oh penne ala arrabiata be very nice..''
"no no no, do you know who I am?"
"That's Jeff Vader that is"
"I'm not Jeff Vader, I'm darth Vader. What Jeff Vader runs the death star? No Jeff..NO I run the deathstar.."
"you Jeff Vader?"
"No I'm darth Vader"
"OH you're his brother, can you get his autograph?"
"I can't get his..No I'm Jeff..alright im Jeff Vader"
"can I have your autograph?"
"NO fuck off, or I’ll kill you with a tray, give me penne ala arrabiata or you'll shall die and you and everyone in this canteen, death by tray it shall be"
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